Doot-doot-doot-doo-doo-doo, it’s Burl here, humming Jerry
Goldsmith’s marvelous theme from Gremlins!
Yes, that’s the picture I’m reviewing for you now, because I just saw it very
handsomely projected on 35mm film at a movie theater in Hollywood! And yes, in
case you were wondering, Dick “Gunslinger”
Miller was in attendance, ha ha!
Now, I hardly have to tell you the plot of this very famous
80s movie, do I! Well, for those who are not “hep,” here you are: an inventor
finds a weird puppet creature in a Chinatown shop run by Keye “Dead Heat” Luke, and brings it home to
his curly-haired manchild son Billy for a Christmas present! (Ha ha, yes, it’s
an Xmas movie!) The creature, named Gizmo, is cute and sweet-natured enough,
but spill some water on him (as Corey “Friday the 13th part 4”Feldman is quick to do), and mean versions of
the little fellow pop out of his back! Then all you have to do is feed them
after midnight and they turn into little dragon monsters: agent of chaos who
turn the reasonably placid little backlot world of Kingston Falls into a
nightmare puppetscape beyond comprehension! Now it’s up to Billy and his young
l*dyfriend Kate to stop the menace any which way they can! Ha ha!
Now, after Piranha
and The Howling and a short segment
in Twilight Zone: The Movie, this was
Joe Dante’s first adventure in big-ish budget Hollywood feature filmmaking, and
he didn’t waste it! He was able to assemble one of his typically marvelous
casts, sticking people like Harry Carey Jr. (from Exorcist III), Jackie Joseph
(from Get Crazy), Glynn Turman (from Out of Bounds), William Schallert (from The Man From Planet X) and Kenneth Tobey
(from Strange Invaders) into the
margins! Ha ha, Chuck Jones is in there too, as are many references to past
Dante works! All of this helps give the picture a comfortably cinematic
feeling, as opposed to anything approaching a realistic one; and this in turn
helps Dante achieve that perfectly 80s humour/horror balance that led to the
picture becoming so successful! (Ha ha, as we know an expensive and much-loved Gremlins 2 came along some years later!)
Other familiar faces include Judge “Beverly Hills Cop” Reinhold, Belinda “Matinee” Balaski, Jonathan “Armed and Dangerous” Banks and Robby the “Hollywood
Boulevard” Robot! So the picture has that going for it, and that’s a lot!
It’s an enjoyable romp, but clunkier than I remembered – the script, with its
undercooked characterizations, seems patently from the hand of a first-timer,
and it seems like it could have been scarier and more exciting than it actually
is! But the kitchen scene with Billy’s mom, where she massacres the gremlins
without pity or hesitation, is marvelous, and it still delights and mystifies
me that the studio gatekeepers allowed Kate’s grisly, Gahan Wilson-inspired
Christmas story to pass through unscathed!
It’s all very quaint now, but still nifty and enjoyable; and
after all it gave Dante the career he’s enjoyed since, so we must grant it
that! Plus: a substantial role for Dick Miller, which is a prize beyond value!
I give Gremlins two and a half eerie Johnny Mathis Christmas carols!
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