Beep beep, ha ha, it’s Burl here with a review of another
Herbie picture! I sort of already knew Herbie Rides Again would be, or rather remain, my favourite Herbie movie after
some recent re-viewings of the series! Watching Herbie Goes Bananas helped confirm this, though I don’t want to
give you the idea that I disliked it!
I mean sure, it’s got problems! But what movie doesn’t? I
will come right out and tell you what I perceive as the single most crippling
deficit this picture possesses: not enough Herbie! But if you like slow disco
dancing in costume, this is most certainly the picture for you!
Now, I can’t remember how they left it at the end of Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo, but this one
begins in Mexico, in Puerto Vallarta, reeba reeba! Two American do*fuses get
off the bus and are immediately robbed by a grinning orphan! Their mission is
to pick up Herbie, who has been willed to one of them by his uncle or
something; and we must suppose that his uncle is Dean Jones! Meanwhile there
are smugglers, who are played by the fantastic trio of John “Point Blank” Vernon, Richard “The Dark” Jaeckel and Alex “Gotcha!” Rocco! All of these people get
mixed up together and there’s a lot of running around, but nothing much
actually happens!
And this is the other major problem with the picture: like
almost all the Herbie pictures, it’s overlong! (Herbie Rides Again is of course the marvelous exception!) There’s
too much padding, like the disco dancing, or the two guys talking! (One of
those two guys is played by the always welcome Charles Martin Smith of Starman!)
Then the action switches to a cruise ship captained by
Harvey Korman, ha ha, and among whose passengers are Cloris Leachman and her
owlish niece! Of course the orphan is a stowaway, and Herbie creates havoc in
the hold! Korman’s Captain Blythe is a psychotic martinet who makes Queeg look
like a calm voice of nautical reason! Eventually Herbie’s misbehaviour rouses
Korman to an act of high-seas justice: Herbie is shoved over the side in a
ceremony with all the pomp and protocol of an Admiral’s funeral!
But from Herbie’s encounter with The Baby himself in the guise of a hippie surfer, we know the
little bug is able to swim! Still, it’s a filthy and exhausted Herbie who gets
pulled out of a Panama Canal tributary by a burro, some bad hombres and the
orphan, miraculously in just the right place! There are some little chases,
some menacing from the bad guys and an overextended bullfight scene, and eventually
Leachman, Korman and the young folk all end up together in an old bus, on the
trail of the orphan and his revitalized auto-pal! Herbie never participates in a race but he does battles a small plane! Herbie rips the tail off and then sucks Alex
Rocco out the back like a Junior Mint! Ha ha!
Herbie has a lot less personality in this movie, despite the
fact that they have him near-talking with his horn and pressing buttons with
his antenna! And though they realized they could never match Keenan Wynn, the
bad guy from Herbie Rides Again, so
had to break his character in half to share between Korman and Vernon, the
movie is still undeniably possessed of really fantastic cast! It has a cheery
travelogue feel at times, and the kid, who might easily have been intolerable,
is instead tolerable! And in what I suppose is meant to be a complimentary
comment, I’ll just say that it doesn’t go as crazily overboard with the faux-Mexican
goofiness as they might have!
It
could use a little more pep and a lot more Herbie, and the plot is baggy and the principals are mostly absent in the climax, but there’s nevertheless
enjoyment to be had; and Herbie does indeed go bananas, if briefly! Plus it's got some old ringers in it, like Fritz "The Errand Boy" Feld as a chief steward and Vito "Von Ryan's Express" Scotti as a dogsbody! I’m going to give Herbie
Goes Bananas one and a half wipers third class!
If only the Wachowskis had seen this they wouldn't have included the goof of Halle Berry almost drown in her Volkswagen in Cloud Atlas, because they'd know Herbie, and all those cars of his make, floated on water. I like to think the one used here is still sailing the high seas, like the Flying Dutchman (the filmmakers didn't recover it).
ReplyDeleteIf the Wachowskis had seen this they probably would have been compelled to remake it Ha ha, I hope they do!
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