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  Bluh bluh and again bluh, it’s Burl, here to review vampire antics gone southwestern! It’s a picture from what can only ...

Ha ha, it’s me - call me Burl! Yes, I’m here to review not the first, but the second adventure of Snake Plisskin, ...

Ha ha, this is ol’ Burl talking at you from the Pork Chop Express, here to tell whoever’s listening that John Carpenter’s Big T...

Beep, boop, it’s Burl, here with a picture about an alien’s visit to earth! Ha ha, no, it’s not our old friend E.T., but an ali...

Attention, sleepers, it’s Burl here to let you know just what’s really going on! Ha ha, the movie I’d like to tal...

This is not a dream! It’s Burl! Ha ha, yes, I’m here to review a fine October spookshow, John “ Halloween ” Carpenter’s return ...

It’s Burl here with a review of a movie I saw five times in the theater alone, and countless times on home video since! Ha ha, it...

By crackee, it’s Burl here! Yes, I’m reviewing yet another movie for you today, and this time it’s John Carpenter’s long-awaited ...

Hi, it’s me, Ben Tramer! Ha ha, no, actually it’s Burl, here again with a review for you! The other night, which was actually Hal...

Beep beep, it’s Burl! Ha ha, yes, I’m here to review a movie about a haunted possessed killer car, and no, I don’t mean The Car...

Ha ha, it’s Burl here to review a seasonal classic! It’s hard to imagine the landscape of cinema without this movie in it – it’s...

Hi, Burl here to review the most loathed of all the Halloween movies, which is to say number three, the one with no Michael Myers...

11:55! Almost midnight! Enough time for one more review! Ha ha, no, it’s not old Mr. Machen, it’s Burl, here to review the original v...